I decided to stop drinking for one month
now I’m a “Holocaust denier”
Everyone’s got their panties in a bunch
I just wanna put up all my fliers for the show
C’mon now, let’s go!
There’s no place like home
There’s no place like home
I decided to stop thinking for ten years
Now I’m a decadent type-writer
Well gimme one bourbon, one Scotch, and one beer
Cuz I do admit my feeling’s gotten a lot brighter than before
with the liquor and the whores!
There’s no place like home (you know what I’m sayin’?)
There’s no place like home
Yeah yeah yeah
Nancy Pelosi is on the TV
Looking like a doll made of sweaty cheese
And I don’t know who these fuckers are
with their glassy eyes and their hardened hearts
And Zionists maybe do control the world
but I’m real happy with my Jewish girl
She’s Japanese and she rocks my world
With a diamond shinin’ in her heart and tossin’ pearls
out to the little piggies hated by the world
And you won’t ever get us never set us back
cuz nature’s kids are comin’ like a heart attack!
Awww yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Wooo-hooo-hoooo!
Awww yeah yeah yeah hey-ey-ey C’mon
(You know you got to baby!)
O’Leary or Cohen it’s all the same
There ain’t no chosen people babe it’s just a name
I just wanna get my ass up on the stage
for the rockin’ and the rollin’ that makes me okay
To hell with your religion baby I am saved
by the speakers and the bass that’s pumpin’ through
C’mon now little baby, wanna dance with you
I decided to stop drinking for one month

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